Dale Santino

Quotes
"Ok. I may, MAY. Have killed that man but that's besides the point." - Dale talking to a cop

Overall
Dale is one of Doug's imaginary friends, but then became real. He, like most of his friends, lives in his house. Dale lives in the backyard.

Dale's friends are Ellis and Troy. Ellis he found hitchhiking off the highway of Texas and Troy he found beating a moose to death with a crowbar. They have had many adventures on they're one of which involves Dale and Ellis taking down a gas station creep named "Uncle Teddy".

Dale has made it in every story almost the same as Doug.

The Misadventures
Dale was one of Doug's imaginary friends until he drank the green juice at the end of the story then him and Dominic became real.

The Red Son
Dale is seen in person once in The Red Son and that is when he is froced to deal with Uncle Teddy with Marco after he kidnapped all his family. But he can be heard from the numerous times he's been on Doug's talk show. Smooth Moves with Doug and the Santino Family. He and his buddy Ellis can also be heard causing havoc in the streets of LA.

The Homeless Millionaire
Dale has a minor role in the story, but he does help Tony take down Brad Swanson and David Woods.

When things got really bad he came to the Meat Shack to help in various missions along with his crew. But after David made a move on Rachel, Dale went and got his crew along with Tony and beat up David... Like. A lot.

During the Finale Dale stayed behind and fought off the invaders from the Meat Shack.

After the Finale Dale went back home to get another beer.